Drugs, prostitution, organ trafficking…
… it’s Bernard de la Villardière’s birthday.
And at Bernard Forever, it’s a day of great joy! In fact, we’re campaigning hard to make March 25 a public holiday, so that working France can celebrate the birth of our national Chuck Norris with dignity. Hearts up! Let’s fight!
Finally, on this very special day, may we also present him with this most honourable award, with all the deference the occasion demands, for a career that has not failed to move the country in unison.
Or not.
